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For years, humanity has been plagued by having bread that tastes like bread. We're in the 21st century. This should not be an issue. Because of this, I'm proud to announce to you the Minehut bread. With more nutrients than ever, you can carb load and eat your favorite Minecraft server at the same time. Now while polling customers about the product, some were confused as to the purpose of it. Those people are obviously not the targeted audience so if you don't understand it, then leave. Below are some quotes from our satisfied customers:

McThistle2 -  "Bread is like bready. I love it"

Appleflavored - "Minehut bread, as stated in the name, is known for many disappointing but promising characteristics. It's fluffy, but can be unexpectedly crunchy when it's not supposed to be. 5/5"

CyberRyan - "Ok"

DeephEriksen - " I gave Jackson85 a quote, it was the yeast I could do."

So what do you say? Are you ready today to pay for the bread you'll eat on feast day?Okay! In only 9 easy payments of 10,000 Trent credits, the Minehut bread can be yours!

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22 hours ago, Spiderlogical said:

i want to put it on a tree

Why would you put it on a tree when you could put it in your mouth.

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35 minutes ago, Spiderlogical said:

i eat it off a tree

Would it taste like wood though?

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4 hours ago, lotix said:

I would like to file a complaint, I found a genpvp server in my bread. I am truly appalled by this horrific quality of food. Apart from that, nice bread 🙂

Wdym? The gen pvp is the best part of the bread!

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10 hours ago, lotix said:

I would like to file a complaint, I found a genpvp server in my bread. I am truly appalled by this horrific quality of food. Apart from that, nice bread 🙂

I apologize. Did you order the prison server bread?

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I want the 2016 warzone bread. Nothing like the classics am i rite

Tbh all you need to know about me is that I was once the Drama King on minehut and I was a really good warzone player. That summarizes about 50% of what I did on minehut in the past lol.

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I have permantently quit minehut. For the reason behind it, check this: https://forums.minehut.com/topic/19055-gamingers-official-farewell-post-forever/?tab=comments#comment-59176

Theres also my first post on this forum after I quit minehut's server (I started to only go to the minehut forums):
https://forums.minehut.com/topic/1932-gamingers-official-introductionpossible-farewell-to-minehut/?tab=comments#comment-7315

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PIXELIFIC IF YOU'RE SEEING THIS YOU BETTER HAVE A GOOD EXPLANATION WHY YOU ONLY CAME BACK AFTER I LEFT!
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On 12/1/2019 at 7:53 PM, Spiderlogical said:

i eat it off a tree

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7 hours ago, dragonet64 said:

What if you put it on a christmas tree? Does it then taste of evergreen? (tis the season)

It would taste of Trent-made Christmas cookies in the shape of trees.

6 hours ago, tokci said:

why does this exist

The goal of my content is always to entertain. I don’t expect to be forgiven. Sorry.

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On 11/30/2019 at 8:33 PM, Jackson85 said:

For years, humanity has been plagued by having bread that tastes like bread. We're in the 21st century. This should not be an issue. Because of this, I'm proud to announce to you the Minehut bread. With more nutrients than ever, you can carb load and eat your favorite Minecraft server at the same time. Now while polling customers about the product, some were confused as to the purpose of it. Those people are obviously not the targeted audience so if you don't understand it, then leave. Below are some quotes from our satisfied customers:

McThistle2 -  "Bread is like bready. I love it"

Appleflavored - "Minehut bread, as stated in the name, is known for many disappointing but promising characteristics. It's fluffy, but can be unexpectedly crunchy when it's not supposed to be. 5/5"

CyberRyan - "Ok"

DeephEriksen - " I gave Jackson85 a quote, it was the yeast I could do."

So what do you say? Are you ready today to pay for the bread you'll eat on feast day?Okay! In only 9 easy payments of 10,000 Trent credits, the Minehut bread can be yours!

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looks like a logo slapped onto bread, not supportive

 

 

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21 minutes ago, killergotrekt said:

looks like a logo slapped onto bread, not supportive

Slapped a logo on your pfp. Not supportive of you I guess then.

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Just now, killergotrekt said:

😮 I take back

Glad to hear it. 

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2 minutes ago, killergotrekt said:

sorry, but no

Confusion: 100

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