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crewly last won the day on November 20 2019

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  1. (This post, itself, is a joke.) As humor gets degraded and less funnier on Minehut, we have decided to set up standards for true comedic images seen on any Minehut social media services, to make people see more humorous content produced by users on minehut. cCSC (crewly Comedy Standards Certification) Federal Law, Article 46 What's the point of Article 46? We try to highlight the best of funny content on Minehut, whether it's a joke, meme, etc., by watermarking them. That way, we will revive humor and laughter. What are the standards for cCSC? We have been thinking about the standards for quite some time and we are 100% sure that our decisions are final. Here are the standards: If the content is deemed funny by crewly When will the new Federal Law take place? It will take place on the 16th January, 2020 How does the Watermark look like? This watermark is found in funny images deemed by crewly. (If you use this watermark without permission, then.. what? I'm just a forum post, not a cop) How to see if a user-generated content is funny? On the bottom left or right corner, you should see the watermark seen above. If it's not there, it is highly recommended that you simply ignore the joke. We are striving to improve this community's entertainment standards, one joke by another. crewly, Lead of Marketing, Spokesman of cCSC
  2. Our world-class lawyer told me that we cannot share the transcript publicly.
  3. The case is adjourned and will be continued privately, the transcript will be released tomorrow or on Saturday.
  4. Alright, listen. This is not funny anymore! We're going to charge you a whopping 1,000,000 USD in DogeCoins for being such a careless person, who thinks he can do anything he wants to do. We have a specialised legal team that will destroy your defense in seconds! To make our court case even more fun, we have hired a live orchestra playing songs about different scenarios in court. We can even trademark your username, as we can manipulate the entire flawed law system. Our court case is on January 9th, Washington Supreme Court District. Best regards, crewly, Lead of Marketing
  5. Yes and you should put all your money in it!
  6. Because it's our words, trademarked sinc-
  7. (oh please don't take this reply seriously) Because it's our word, our adjective, trademarked since 1739. We didn't allow you to say "whopping" so if you dare to say that word again, see you in court. I am tired of people using our word and all of those people lost the court case and we have racked up to 2.7 BILLION dollars in total, so think twice when you want to say that word. If you do it, you'll be soo broke that you'll have to sell your cardboard house and abandon your 7 month old infant sister Julia that we have been tracking on since her birth. We, at Minehut, do not find it acceptable at all, especially when one of our moderators says it! See? We can't even trust our own team that we have trained for 3 months of hard work and fighting against spambots. I will have to demote you in the next 72 hours for being absolutely disrespectful and for causing soo much tragic with 5 words to your managers. Your ancestors must be real disappointed in you right now and they should be! If you have anymore questions, please don't hesitate! Our staff will be kind enough to find a solution/answer! Best regards, crewly, Lead of Marketing.
  8. Triticale is infact gluten free! We have Ph.D Double Degree professional researchers at NASA Earth missionary health station section 1B confirming that your statement is false. They even wrote a whole documentary and made experiments with Triticale, including Ellen DeGeneres (vegan) and Lebron James (is on a keto diet). They both claim that they didn't feel any gluten whatsoever after they consumed our product! Here's a file published on GitHub that summarizes all documentaries and experiments! Next time you do research, please do it longer for more than 2 seconds! crewly, Lead of Marketing™
  9. It is indeed gluten free! Instead of gluten, we have used Triticale, a cross between wheat and rye!
  10. After 3 months of planning and discussing™, we're proud to announce that we're partnering with Lunking Lonuts™! We will be working on a super duper secret project™ together that will change both of our services™ forever™, so get ready! To celebrate our partnership™, we have decided to make a limited edition Minehut Cookie™ with our very own packaging designed by Ph.D Double Degree high-end professional designers™. It will be available only on our website and in participating Lunking Lonuts shops™ in Georgia™, where statistically most of our players (0.05%) live in! Here's a preview of our packaging™ and cookies™! In each packaging can fit up to a whopping™ 8 cookies inside! That many cookies can feed a hungry child for 2 hours! A box* of Minehut cookies™ costs 7.99$**! And that's about it! In 2020™, our future is going to be bright, unlike 2019, where karen took the kids and all of my possessions please help me the i wanna see the kids agai- crewly, Lead of Marketing. *Packaging sold seperately at a starting price of 79,99$ **per piece of cookie.
  11. why are you looking at my feed

  12. It has been an awesome year for Minehut and to celebrate that, I have compiled a list of the best minehut servers 2019: https://youtu.be/ENMHu7fcUH8 Happy Hanukkah/Christmas/New Year!
  13. omg guys there's a puzzle in this if u connect ben and ny together, you get benny.
  14. Uhh, I can relate to most of it. Scarily accurate.
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