Top 10 Pick Up Lines

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 Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes?

Hey, my name's Microsft. Can I crash at your place tonight?

Are you French? Because Eiffel for you.

Do you like raisins? How do you feel about a date?

There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn't have your number in it.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put ‘U’ and ‘I’ together.

Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?

I must be a snowflake, because I've fallen for you.

Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only 10 I see!

If you were a Transformer… you’d be Optimus Fine.

Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you.

I wish I were cross-eyed so I can see you twice.

I must be in a museum, because you truly are a work of art.

Do you believe in love at first sight—or should I walk by again?

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Top 10 unfamiliar but unnerving lines

 

Where am I?

Is this real?

What is this place?

Am I in a dream?

Who are you?

Is this my home?...

Please stop.

What is going on?

What am I?..

I accept this...