Jackson85 Posted December 1, 2019 Share Posted December 1, 2019 For years, humanity has been plagued by having bread that tastes like bread. We're in the 21st century. This should not be an issue. Because of this, I'm proud to announce to you the Minehut bread. With more nutrients than ever, you can carb load and eat your favorite Minecraft server at the same time. Now while polling customers about the product, some were confused as to the purpose of it. Those people are obviously not the targeted audience so if you don't understand it, then leave. Below are some quotes from our satisfied customers: McThistle2 - "Bread is like bready. I love it" Appleflavored - "Minehut bread, as stated in the name, is known for many disappointing but promising characteristics. It's fluffy, but can be unexpectedly crunchy when it's not supposed to be. 5/5" CyberRyan - "Ok" DeephEriksen - " I gave Jackson85 a quote, it was the yeast I could do." So what do you say? Are you ready today to pay for the bread you'll eat on feast day?Okay! In only 9 easy payments of 10,000 Trent credits, the Minehut bread can be yours! 1 Joined on January 17th 2016 VIP since April 5 2017 - August 1st 2019 JrMod since August 1st Mod since October 1st SrMod since November 2nd - 2/7/21 Patron since February 8 - 3/7/21 Mod since March 8 2021 Retired since idk when If I helped or entertained you at all today, please react with a heart. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spiderlogical Posted December 1, 2019 Share Posted December 1, 2019 i want to put it on a tree Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
farwl Posted December 1, 2019 Share Posted December 1, 2019 22 hours ago, Spiderlogical said: i want to put it on a tree Why would you put it on a tree when you could put it in your mouth. Graphic Designer - Skript Developer - Professional Builder - Content Creator Been on Minehut since January 2018. Throughout my time here I've mastered the skills you see above. I make free logos, banners, and server art for users on Minehut. I'm a proficient Skript developer. I'm also really good at building, you can see my portfolio by clicking here. Feel free to say hi if you see me somewhere Amethyst Studios Discord Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spiderlogical Posted December 2, 2019 Share Posted December 2, 2019 1 hour ago, Farwl said: Why would you put it on a tree when you could put it in your mouth. i eat it off a tree Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackson85 Posted December 2, 2019 Author Share Posted December 2, 2019 35 minutes ago, Spiderlogical said: i eat it off a tree Would it taste like wood though? Joined on January 17th 2016 VIP since April 5 2017 - August 1st 2019 JrMod since August 1st Mod since October 1st SrMod since November 2nd - 2/7/21 Patron since February 8 - 3/7/21 Mod since March 8 2021 Retired since idk when If I helped or entertained you at all today, please react with a heart. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spiderlogical Posted December 2, 2019 Share Posted December 2, 2019 It would taste of pure minecraft energy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lotix Posted December 2, 2019 Share Posted December 2, 2019 I would like to file a complaint, I found a genpvp server in my bread. I am truly appalled by this horrific quality of food. Apart from that, nice bread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheRustySpud Posted December 2, 2019 Share Posted December 2, 2019 4 hours ago, lotix said: I would like to file a complaint, I found a genpvp server in my bread. I am truly appalled by this horrific quality of food. Apart from that, nice bread Wdym? The gen pvp is the best part of the bread! ↪ JR.MOD August 1st, 2019 ↪ Reports & Appeals Team Lead ↩ ↪ MOD October 1st, 2019 ↪ SR.MOD August 11th, 2020 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eqting Posted December 3, 2019 Share Posted December 3, 2019 what... did i just click on Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackson85 Posted December 3, 2019 Author Share Posted December 3, 2019 10 hours ago, lotix said: I would like to file a complaint, I found a genpvp server in my bread. I am truly appalled by this horrific quality of food. Apart from that, nice bread I apologize. Did you order the prison server bread? Joined on January 17th 2016 VIP since April 5 2017 - August 1st 2019 JrMod since August 1st Mod since October 1st SrMod since November 2nd - 2/7/21 Patron since February 8 - 3/7/21 Mod since March 8 2021 Retired since idk when If I helped or entertained you at all today, please react with a heart. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaminger Posted December 3, 2019 Share Posted December 3, 2019 I want the 2016 warzone bread. Nothing like the classics am i rite Tbh all you need to know about me is that I was once the Drama King on minehut and I was a really good warzone player. That summarizes about 50% of what I did on minehut in the past lol. ::: Change: 29th of July, 2020 ::: ::: Change: 10th of August, 2020 ::: I have permantently quit minehut. For the reason behind it, check this: https://forums.minehut.com/topic/19055-gamingers-official-farewell-post-forever/?tab=comments#comment-59176 Theres also my first post on this forum after I quit minehut's server (I started to only go to the minehut forums): https://forums.minehut.com/topic/1932-gamingers-official-introductionpossible-farewell-to-minehut/?tab=comments#comment-7315 I still go to discord sometimes. Gaminger#4921PIXELIFIC IF YOU'RE SEEING THIS YOU BETTER HAVE A GOOD EXPLANATION WHY YOU ONLY CAME BACK AFTER I LEFT! And, as a final goodbye, and as I always wanted to say: SO LONG, NOOBS! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Endgator Posted December 3, 2019 Share Posted December 3, 2019 Hot pocket... I mean topic... yeah topic ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lotix Posted December 3, 2019 Share Posted December 3, 2019 11 hours ago, Jackson85 said: I apologize. Did you order the prison server bread? I ordered the event bread, it was meant to be here by 8 sharpish, this is outrageous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ezekia Posted December 3, 2019 Share Posted December 3, 2019 14 hours ago, Jackson85 said: I apologize. Did you order the prison server bread? you mean hell By reading this you are a confirmed nerd Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dragonet64 Posted December 3, 2019 Share Posted December 3, 2019 What if you put it on a christmas tree? Does it then taste of evergreen? (tis the season) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
farwl Posted December 3, 2019 Share Posted December 3, 2019 On 12/1/2019 at 7:53 PM, Spiderlogical said: i eat it off a tree 200 IQ Graphic Designer - Skript Developer - Professional Builder - Content Creator Been on Minehut since January 2018. Throughout my time here I've mastered the skills you see above. I make free logos, banners, and server art for users on Minehut. I'm a proficient Skript developer. I'm also really good at building, you can see my portfolio by clicking here. Feel free to say hi if you see me somewhere Amethyst Studios Discord Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pszo Posted December 3, 2019 Share Posted December 3, 2019 why does this exist 1 profile doggos favourite jojo quote - "ROAD ROLLER DA!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackson85 Posted December 4, 2019 Author Share Posted December 4, 2019 7 hours ago, dragonet64 said: What if you put it on a christmas tree? Does it then taste of evergreen? (tis the season) It would taste of Trent-made Christmas cookies in the shape of trees. 6 hours ago, tokci said: why does this exist The goal of my content is always to entertain. I don’t expect to be forgiven. Sorry. 1 Joined on January 17th 2016 VIP since April 5 2017 - August 1st 2019 JrMod since August 1st Mod since October 1st SrMod since November 2nd - 2/7/21 Patron since February 8 - 3/7/21 Mod since March 8 2021 Retired since idk when If I helped or entertained you at all today, please react with a heart. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
killergotrekt Posted December 8, 2019 Share Posted December 8, 2019 On 11/30/2019 at 8:33 PM, Jackson85 said: For years, humanity has been plagued by having bread that tastes like bread. We're in the 21st century. This should not be an issue. Because of this, I'm proud to announce to you the Minehut bread. With more nutrients than ever, you can carb load and eat your favorite Minecraft server at the same time. Now while polling customers about the product, some were confused as to the purpose of it. Those people are obviously not the targeted audience so if you don't understand it, then leave. Below are some quotes from our satisfied customers: McThistle2 - "Bread is like bready. I love it" Appleflavored - "Minehut bread, as stated in the name, is known for many disappointing but promising characteristics. It's fluffy, but can be unexpectedly crunchy when it's not supposed to be. 5/5" CyberRyan - "Ok" DeephEriksen - " I gave Jackson85 a quote, it was the yeast I could do." So what do you say? Are you ready today to pay for the bread you'll eat on feast day?Okay! In only 9 easy payments of 10,000 Trent credits, the Minehut bread can be yours! looks like a logo slapped onto bread, not supportive Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackson85 Posted December 8, 2019 Author Share Posted December 8, 2019 21 minutes ago, killergotrekt said: looks like a logo slapped onto bread, not supportive Slapped a logo on your pfp. Not supportive of you I guess then. Joined on January 17th 2016 VIP since April 5 2017 - August 1st 2019 JrMod since August 1st Mod since October 1st SrMod since November 2nd - 2/7/21 Patron since February 8 - 3/7/21 Mod since March 8 2021 Retired since idk when If I helped or entertained you at all today, please react with a heart. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
killergotrekt Posted December 8, 2019 Share Posted December 8, 2019 Just now, Jackson85 said: Slapped a logo on your pfp. Not supportive of you I guess then. I take back Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackson85 Posted December 8, 2019 Author Share Posted December 8, 2019 Just now, killergotrekt said: I take back Glad to hear it. Joined on January 17th 2016 VIP since April 5 2017 - August 1st 2019 JrMod since August 1st Mod since October 1st SrMod since November 2nd - 2/7/21 Patron since February 8 - 3/7/21 Mod since March 8 2021 Retired since idk when If I helped or entertained you at all today, please react with a heart. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
killergotrekt Posted December 8, 2019 Share Posted December 8, 2019 4 minutes ago, Jackson85 said: Glad to hear it. sorry, but no Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackson85 Posted December 8, 2019 Author Share Posted December 8, 2019 2 minutes ago, killergotrekt said: sorry, but no Confusion: 100 Joined on January 17th 2016 VIP since April 5 2017 - August 1st 2019 JrMod since August 1st Mod since October 1st SrMod since November 2nd - 2/7/21 Patron since February 8 - 3/7/21 Mod since March 8 2021 Retired since idk when If I helped or entertained you at all today, please react with a heart. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
killergotrekt Posted December 8, 2019 Share Posted December 8, 2019 1 minute ago, Jackson85 said: Confusion: 100 Not accepting it, your bread sucks, add that to the review Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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