killergotrekt Posted November 15, 2019 Share Posted November 15, 2019 its killergotrektdoesnostuff here, you know how to eat food. but you can't eat good food w/o cooking it!!! My Secret Mega Roasted Chicken X Ingredients: - A dead chicken bird. (WHOLE, SMALL OR LARGE) - 3L of water - 3 gallons of peanut oil - salt + pepper - 3 diced onions - 2 tomatoes, small and crispy - 10 potatoes - a working kitchen with knifes - (Optional) 4 Liters of Type O Human Blood, preferred without a disease Steps: Unwrap the chicken using the hands get your cutting board and put your chicken there unload your peanut oil, and pour it right on it. Repeat it until you use your 3 gallons of it preheat your oven to 176Fo / 176C(DON'T WASH YOUR HANDS) used the diced onions, and shove it in the hole in the chicken you see peel the potatoes, and stuff it in there. salt the chicken and pepper it. Throw that bird into the microwave. Heat for 20 minutes. take that toasted bird and shove it in the oven. Bake for 30 minutes. Take it out. If you have blood, use it and pour it on the chicken. Bake it in the microwave for an additional 1 hour. The microwave will do the rest. After that, you should smell the fire alarm, oh you don't ??? then... You take it out, and you smell the fresh baked Mega Roasted Chicken X. Satisfaction Guaranteed! Rate this recipe 5 Stars!!!!!!! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spiderlogical Posted November 15, 2019 Share Posted November 15, 2019 will have to try out recipe and hopefully not burn down my house. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheRustySpud Posted November 15, 2019 Share Posted November 15, 2019 instructions unclear, nothing worked ↪ JR.MOD August 1st, 2019 ↪ Reports & Appeals Team Lead ↩ ↪ MOD October 1st, 2019 ↪ SR.MOD August 11th, 2020 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackson85 Posted November 16, 2019 Share Posted November 16, 2019 So I put the chicken in a pot and out came a turkey. How did this happen? Joined on January 17th 2016 VIP since April 5 2017 - August 1st 2019 JrMod since August 1st Mod since October 1st SrMod since November 2nd - 2/7/21 Patron since February 8 - 3/7/21 Mod since March 8 2021 Retired since idk when If I helped or entertained you at all today, please react with a heart. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheRustySpud Posted November 16, 2019 Share Posted November 16, 2019 Just now, Jackson85 said: So I put the chicken in a pot and out came a turkey. How did this happen? Wait wait wait, I thought we were suppose to put the turkey in first?! ↪ JR.MOD August 1st, 2019 ↪ Reports & Appeals Team Lead ↩ ↪ MOD October 1st, 2019 ↪ SR.MOD August 11th, 2020 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackson85 Posted November 16, 2019 Share Posted November 16, 2019 Just now, TheRustySpud said: Wait wait wait, I thought we were suppose to put the turkey in first?! Wait, we're supposed to actually put these items in something? Joined on January 17th 2016 VIP since April 5 2017 - August 1st 2019 JrMod since August 1st Mod since October 1st SrMod since November 2nd - 2/7/21 Patron since February 8 - 3/7/21 Mod since March 8 2021 Retired since idk when If I helped or entertained you at all today, please react with a heart. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheRustySpud Posted November 16, 2019 Share Posted November 16, 2019 oh- i see a firetruck outside. i think it worked. ↪ JR.MOD August 1st, 2019 ↪ Reports & Appeals Team Lead ↩ ↪ MOD October 1st, 2019 ↪ SR.MOD August 11th, 2020 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackson85 Posted November 16, 2019 Share Posted November 16, 2019 We did it rusty! We can eat the firetruck! Joined on January 17th 2016 VIP since April 5 2017 - August 1st 2019 JrMod since August 1st Mod since October 1st SrMod since November 2nd - 2/7/21 Patron since February 8 - 3/7/21 Mod since March 8 2021 Retired since idk when If I helped or entertained you at all today, please react with a heart. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheRustySpud Posted November 16, 2019 Share Posted November 16, 2019 Yay! ↪ JR.MOD August 1st, 2019 ↪ Reports & Appeals Team Lead ↩ ↪ MOD October 1st, 2019 ↪ SR.MOD August 11th, 2020 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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