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its killergotrektdoesnostuff here, you know how to eat food. but you can't eat good food w/o cooking it!!!

 

My Secret Mega Roasted Chicken X

Ingredients:

- A dead chicken bird. (WHOLE, SMALL OR LARGE)

- 3L of water

- 3 gallons of peanut oil

- salt + pepper

- 3 diced onions

- 2 tomatoes, small and crispy

- 10 potatoes

- a working kitchen with knifes

- (Optional) 4 Liters of Type O Human Blood, preferred without a disease

Steps:

  1. Unwrap the chicken using the hands
  2. get your cutting board and put your chicken there
  3. unload your peanut oil, and pour it right on it. Repeat it until you use your 3 gallons of it
  4. preheat your oven to  176Fo  / 176C(DON'T WASH YOUR HANDS)
  5. used the diced onions, and shove it in the hole in the chicken you see
  6. peel the potatoes, and stuff it in there.
  7. salt the chicken and pepper it.
  8. Throw that bird into the microwave. Heat for 20 minutes.
  9. take that toasted bird and shove it in the oven. Bake for 30 minutes.
  10. Take it out. If you have blood, use it and pour it on the chicken.
  11. Bake it in the microwave for an additional 1 hour. The microwave will do the rest.

After that, you should smell the fire alarm, oh you don't ??? then... 

You take it out, and you smell the fresh baked Mega Roasted Chicken X. Satisfaction Guaranteed!

Rate this recipe 5 Stars!!!!!!!

 

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So I put the chicken in a pot and out came a turkey. How did this happen?

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Just now, Jackson85 said:

So I put the chicken in a pot and out came a turkey. How did this happen?

Wait wait wait, I thought we were suppose to put the turkey in first?!

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Just now, TheRustySpud said:

Wait wait wait, I thought we were suppose to put the turkey in first?!

Wait, we're supposed to actually put these items in something? 

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We did it rusty! We can eat the firetruck!

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