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Hello everyone, it's your boy JacksonDoesStuff, and today I'm going to prove that I indeed do stuff by teaching you how to breathe in 3 easy steps.

Step 1:

Open your mouth: This is very important as this is the primary method of getting the air in your lungs to begin with.

Step 2:

Act like someone wore the same halloween costume as you to a party: This should be a sudden gasp. The gasp somehow has this thing called oxygen? I don't really understand it but do it.

Step 3:

Evict the air: Pretend like you're a landlord and  the air hasn't been paying rent. Push it out by sighing really loudly.

 

Congratulations, you can now breathe.

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Its like the drinking water tutorial, but better!

Tbh all you need to know about me is that I was once the Drama King on minehut and I was a really good warzone player. That summarizes about 50% of what I did on minehut in the past lol.

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I have permantently quit minehut. For the reason behind it, check this: https://forums.minehut.com/topic/19055-gamingers-official-farewell-post-forever/?tab=comments#comment-59176

Theres also my first post on this forum after I quit minehut's server (I started to only go to the minehut forums):
https://forums.minehut.com/topic/1932-gamingers-official-introductionpossible-farewell-to-minehut/?tab=comments#comment-7315

I still go to discord sometimes. Gaminger#4921
PIXELIFIC IF YOU'RE SEEING THIS YOU BETTER HAVE A GOOD EXPLANATION WHY YOU ONLY CAME BACK AFTER I LEFT!
And, as a final goodbye, and as I always wanted to say: SO LONG, NOOBS!

 

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5 hours ago, spookzook said:

This is my favorite forums post

I am glad to hear it.

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On 11/1/2019 at 9:56 PM, Jackson85 said:

Hello everyone, it's your boy JacksonDoesStuff, and today I'm going to prove that I indeed do stuff by teaching you how to breathe in 3 easy steps.

Step 1:

Open your mouth: This is very important as this is the primary method of getting the air in your lungs to begin with.

Step 2:

Act like someone wore the same halloween costume as you to a party: This should be a sudden gasp. The gasp somehow has this thing called oxygen? I don't really understand it but do it.

Step 3:

Evict the air: Pretend like you're a landlord and  the air hasn't been paying rent. Push it out by sighing really loudly.

 

Congratulations, you can now breathe.

instructions not clear - breathed water and suffered an asthma attack

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2 hours ago, killergotrekt said:

instructions not clear - breathed water and suffered an asthma attack

Ya see. I forgot to mention that this should be on land, not in water.

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