Conspiracy | Molly is my mother?

[Jackson85]

Welcome back to another conspiracy, this time we will be discussing why SLG Molly is my mother. Now I must admit, this conspiracy probably makes the most sense out of all that I've written so far. First off, I got the idea from Molly when she replied to this thread. Now sure the idea I thought was a little out there at first, but then it started to make sense. I thought about it and realized that Molly has replied to almost every conspiracy I've ever written on the new forums. She might be doing this to watch her son. Then I also thought about the letters in my name, 85. 8 + 5 = 13. The 13th letter in the English alphabet is the letter M which happens to be the first letter of Molly's name. Now at this point, I was almost positive that Molly had to be my mother but I wasn't absolutely positive yet. I then thought about my name. Jackson. It implies that I'm someone's son! This proves that SLGMolly is my mother.

[TheRustySpud]

Smart, would've never thought of that lol

[Jackson85]

38 minutes ago, TheRustySpud said:

Smart, would've never thought of that lol

My conspiracies are obviously the smartest thing ever. Intelligence at its finest.

Edited August 8, 2019 by Jackson85

[Missyeru]

[SLG Molly]

You did it! You cracked code. Hello my child....

 

 

Here is a photo of us together:

 

 

[Jackson85]

2 minutes ago, Missyeru said:

I honestly didn't know you were a superleague staff member.

[Jackson85]

Just now, SLG Molly said:

You did... you cracked code... Hello my child....

 

 

Here is a photo of us together:

 

 

that is the cutest thing I've seen today.

[Missyeru]

Just now, Jackson85 said:

I honestly didn't know you were a superleague staff member.

Yep, It is I. I've lived here for almost 2 years now.

[Jackson85]

1 minute ago, Missyeru said:

Yep, It is I. I've lived here for almost 2 years now.

So you are a robot too right?

[Missyeru]

1 minute ago, Jackson85 said:

So you are a robot too right?

Have you forgotten. I'm the mother of robots. I told you  Here

[Jackson85]

1 minute ago, Missyeru said:

Have you forgotten. I'm the mother of robots. I told you  Here

But I didn't know if robot mothers had to be robots themselves. They can just assemble children.

[Missyeru]

1 minute ago, Jackson85 said:

But I didn't know if robot mothers had to be robots themselves. They can just assemble children.

I can not confirm nor deny that at this time.

[cymraeg]

32 minutes ago, Jackson85 said:

My conspiracies are obviously the smartest thing ever. Intelligence at it's finest.

its*

[Jackson85]

1 minute ago, r9Q said:

its*

I am sorry, I try my best to have the best grammar on the planet. I will never fail you again sensei. I have edited the post to fix this horrendous error.

[Missyeru]

47 minutes ago, Jackson85 said:

I am sorry, I try my best to have the best grammar on the planet. I will never fail you again sensei. I have edited the post to fix this horrendous error.

We just need to upgrade your AI.

[Jackson85]

1 minute ago, Missyeru said:

We just need to upgrade your AI.

Update is 20% complete

[Missyeru]

33 minutes ago, Jackson85 said:

Update is 20% complete

Should be good in about an hour. Jackson85 Model #206 should be better with grammar errors in the future.

[R2n]

it has been proven 

[Ceppy]

This is the best thread I've seen.

[pyunbiwi]

But isn't Molly actually Benny? Does this mean that Benny is Jackson's mother?

[Jackson85]

3 hours ago, Clarifity said:

But isn't Molly actually Benny? Does this mean that Benny is Jackson's mother?

Correct.

[Gaminger]

Gaminger has 8 letters
8 is in ur name
im related.

[dankhuman]

dun dun duuuuun

Edited August 9, 2019 by Avippy

[Jackson85]

1 hour ago, Gaminger said:

Gaminger has 8 letters
8 is in ur name
im related.

No.

[Nightsent]

Second half to the conspiracy: JackJack33 is Jackson85's dad. Allow me to explain...

All kids get some random half of their parents' DNA. From Molly, Jackson got the letter M. Now JackJack has two jacks, but Jackson has one. This is because Jackson got half of JackJack's name and half of his DNA.

Jackson85

JackJack33

This can be proved furthermore by looking once more at Jackson and JackJack's numbers.

8 - 5 = 3, meaning Jackson has (indirectly) a 3 in his name.

JackJack has two 3's. Jackson only has one because he only got half of JackJack's DNA.

 

FURTHERMORE, we can look back at the 'son' in Jackson's name. Jack - son. Jack's son. Son of Jack.

Jackson85 is the son of JackJack33.

 

Sorry if this doesn't make total sense. It's 2:30am. My brain tried it's best.